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Here we are¦Friday again! Hope you are gettin out into the beautiful 80° sunshine today. If you are stuck at your computer and need a chuckle, enjoy:

Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy:

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1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4.  99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. Theyre the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so whats the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, youre in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ˜What the heck happened?

22. Just remember " if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isnt like a box of chocolates; its more like a jar of  jalapenos.   What you do today, might burn your bottom tomorrow.

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